As climbers do we have high thoughts instead of deep thoughts? Well, here are a few high thoughts for you to ponder deeply over - or is that highly over?
- If a walkoff has more booty schootching that walking is it called a scootch-off or a bootie-off?
- A butt scootched up to a knee in a knee-bar and said, "So, you hang out here often?" The knee replied, "Only when I'm under a lot of pressure."
- Anti-Social Climbers - (by Leesa Gallia) - A humorous poem about climbing addiction.
- Climbing Drinking Games (by Stefani Dawn) - Have a little fun with: Guidebook Roulette; 15 Minutes My A**! and "Nice!" at the Crag.
- Of Cartoons and Quickdraws (by Juan Rodriguez) - A climber has a Wile E. Coyote moment as he is suspended mid-fall, in disbelief, quickdraw in hand.
- Top 10: Increase the Climbing Grade When... (by Stefani Dawn) - A climber ponders climbing grades and invents a new game…Increase the climbing grade when...
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