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The Bane of Northwest Climbing


By Stefani Dawn
Fuck moss.
 
My environmental, nature-oriented, hippie side appreciates the beauty of this soft, bright green fauna that grows abundantly in the unique ecosystem that is the Pacific Northwest. The climber in me hates it.
 
Indeed, it is a struggle to reconcile these differing perspectives. To calm the inner argument, I settled on loving the moss that grows on the ground and trees, but cringe from its parasitic presence on concrete, roofs, and rock.
 
Ironically, an early spark of admiration for my man occurred over moss.
 
It was August and we had met only a month prior. We were in the early stages of mutual curiosity where he wondered, “Does she? Doesn’t she?” and we both wondered “Hmmm, do I?” So we did what rock climbers do – go climbing.  
 
We opted to go to a local crag to which neither of us had been. Demonstrating, if only subconsciously, our similar inclination towards adventure and a lack of desire to flash ego-filled chops on a well-practiced 5.11 at a favorite crag. Carver was conveniently near by. It had bolted and easy trad routes, and likely would not be crowded (since it requires a special card/permission for access).
 
We completed warm-up climbs on the center section of the wall, then moved right towards an area with trad climbs. I offered to take the sharp end and hopped on the rock. By the third move it became clear this route was not frequented.
 
As I reached onto each new ledge, I was met with piles of debris and was challenged to find clean sections of crack to place pro.  Each step upward got worse, transitioning from dirt, lichen, and tiny pine cones, to carpets of dried out moss from the rain-free summer. I was getting pumped from the extended time needed to yank, sweep, and clean to be able to safely pull and step up.
 
At about 60% of the way to the chain, I was feeling shaky and not on solid footing. I desperately needed the large ledge above to rest. But, when I reached up, I found a solid carpet of moss. With nothing to hold onto I slid (with a few explicatives) into a gentle fall onto my last piece of pro. I looked over to Rick with a mixed expression of pissed, puzzled, and defeated. I announced “I’m done.”
 
He smiled and then looked at the pro I placed. I could see in his eyes that he knew bailing would mean I would lose at least one piece of gear. Like a gentleman he offered to finish the climb and lowered me.
 
Rick hopped on with gusto and made quick work of the lower sections. When he reached the ledge of my demise, I seem to recall his first words being, “oh shit.” He frantically ripped and pulled off moss with one hand and found a hold. He cranked himself up and kept going after wasting a couple of minutes looking for non-existent pro-placements. He progressed forward with reach, cuss, clean, cuss, place pro, cuss, then move. I thought to myself, well, we certainly both cuss a lot when we climb.
 
His grunts became louder and more frequent as he gained elevation. He was now one big move beneath the chains and more run-out than made me comfortable, considering the ledge decking potential below. No doubt, the seduction of the chains and the large ledge immediately below them compelled him to push forward.
 
He reached up his hand in a final desperate plea to be done and yelled at the top of his voice, “Awe, FUCK YOU!”
 
His fist rose as if in a victory pump, but instead of victory there was a hand full of moss. He tossed it aside, desperately felt around, and clawed himself upward in a defiant refusal to be had by a piece of vegetation. He used speed to over come gravity and the lack of holds and nabbed the chain in the most glorious display of testosterone-filled desperation. That was indeed a victory. Man over moss and gear saved. Needless to say, I was impressed with his gumption, valor, stupidity, bravery, strength, and humility as he said, “that sucked.”
 
We were lucky that day. Other than a few bruises, we escaped injury. But another moss climbing incident would not be so fortuitous.
 
I was belaying a good friend at another local crag. It was earlier in the summer, not long after the rains had stopped and the moss was still slick and fresh. We glanced at the climb and from the ground, it did not look over grown. She decided to lead it.  It was bolted, but oddly so with a small, unprotected upwards traverse from the last bolt to the chains. When she arrived at that last bolt, she paused and studied the scene.
 
“Looks kinda crappy,” she said.
 
I told her to bail if it doesn’t feel right.
 
“Yeah, but I’ve done this climb before,” she replied. “It’s easy.” She reached her leg forward, gently stepping onto the traverse and grabbed a handhold. She began moving over. Step by careful step she edged her way to the finish.
 
She mumbled between moves. In the last step towards the anchor, she placed her foot onto a large, flat, but slightly negative hold, meeting a slick layer of moss. Immediately she was falling. Because this was an unprotected traverse, she swung uncontrollably into a large jutting wall below. There was nothing I could do to prevent the impact. Swear words flew out of her mouth. I could hear she was in pain.  
 
She sat hanging for a moment and then her adrenaline kicked in. She proclaimed, "climbing!" and, in her determined nature, she finished - this time taking care to remove the moss on the traverse foothold. Upon completion, I lowered her and could see she was shaking uncontrollably while untying her knot. I offered to help, but she said, "nah, I'm good," and made surprisingly quick work of it. Then I suggested we assess the damage. There was blood from random places, but a rapidly swelling, blue-tinted thumb accented by an almost dangling nail was what caught my attention. How did she climb with that?

She studied her thumb as if she were a disconnected bystander. "Oh, yeah, that doesn't look so hot." She mumbled something about her ribs, but rapidly dismissed it, and suggested we do another climb. I wondered from what planet this woman came? I also wondered, who am I to question someone's self-assessment, especially when she is a physician? So, perhaps against my better judgement, I acquiesced. Upon her insistence, she lead another climb, albeit more cautiously. Afterwards, when the pain truly started to kick in, we called it a day.

Later she texted me, “lost nail, broken thumb, broken rib, fuck moss.”


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      • Blind Ambition Builds a World Class Climber: The Story of Jesse Dufton
      • First Paralyzed Ascents: Rand Abbott
      • Mixed Climbing: My Answer to KT Syndrome
      • Paraclimbing Competitions: Althlete Interviews
      • Rock!
      • The Unreasonable Man
    • Belaytionships Edition >
      • Featured Photographer: Charlie OlGrady-Kessner
      • Belaytionships: Maggie and Charlie Odette
      • Zac the Interloper
      • Book Review: Uncoiling the Ropes
      • Belaytionships: Drew-and-Sarah
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      • I Am My Father's Son: Layton Bridwell
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      • Book Review: Paul Preuss: Lord of the Abyss
      • Featured Photographer: Matt Spohn
      • Grading Commitment
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      • It Was His Time: Brad Gobright Interview May 2019
      • John Middendorf : A Big Man for a Big Stone
      • Sébastien Berthe Free Climbs the Nose From the Ground Up
      • Shit Happens – Or, Why You Need a Walkie Talkie
    • Developers and Guidebook Authors >
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      • Andrew Penny - A Blue Mountaineer
      • Kevin Powell
      • Rock Star Groupie
      • Tony Calderone
    • Exploring Our World >
      • AUSTRALIA - Photographer - Diego Perez
      • AUSTRALIA - Profile - Julie Anderson
      • Book Review - Climbing Rock
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      • MEXICO - La Huasteca
      • SPAIN - Artist - Karmelo Onate
      • UTAH - Maple Canyon: This One Makes You Taller
    • Firsts... and Last >
      • A Tale of Oso Madre
      • Clayton Herrmann - Featured Photographer
      • Rysavy Ridge >
        • The Migrant Pom on Rysavy Ridge
        • Throng of Roland
        • Fast Forward - Rysavy Ridge Revisited
      • The Three Sisters
    • Honoring Diversity >
      • ARTIST: Shawn Lee
      • A Shift on Moonlight Buttress
      • Claiming a Space on the Mountain
      • Colorblind
      • Feature Photographer: Bryan Sillorequez
      • Is Diversity in America Diverse?
      • MOVIE: People of Climbing:
      • Profile - Favia Dubyk
      • The Lineage
    • Joshua Tree >
      • Bouldering: JTree Made Me Do It
      • Improv at JTree: Bad Bolts
      • JTree: Bolting Pressure Cooker
      • Joshua Tree: Heinous Approaches
    • Overcoming Adversity >
      • Acopa Outdoors
      • Anoushe Husain
      • Expanding the Circle
      • Failure is Part of the Price: Rand Abbott Attempts the First Adaptive Lead Ascent of The Nose
      • Overcoming a Brain Tumor: WeighMyRack Founder Interview: Alison Dennis
      • Rising
      • The Mountain Path Book Review
    • Overcoming Boundaries >
      • Photographer - Brook Anderson
      • Profile - Louise Shepherd
      • Profile - Megan Banker
      • Profile - Shawn Axelrod
      • Rock Type 1
      • The Tape Job
    • Women's Edition >
      • Editorial - Women's Edition
      • Climbing is My Art
      • Mt. Logan Solo
      • Photographer - Michelle Ranee Johnson
      • Profile - Caitlin Schokker
  • Writing
    • All Writings (List)
    • Topics >
      • Adaptive Climbing >
        • Adaptive Climbing Edition
        • El Capitan: Enock Glidden
        • Failure is Part of the Price: Rand Abbott Attempts the First Adaptive Lead Ascent of The Nose
        • Quinn Brett Interview
        • My Journey to Adaptive Rock Climbing
        • Planning for Mt. Rainier: Adaptive Climbing
        • Resources - Adaptive Climbing
        • Single Pitch Instructor Adaptive: It's About Climbing Independence
      • Alpine & Ice >
        • A Chamonix Initiation
        • California Still Has Untouched Climbing Wilderness
        • Elusive Ice - A Rare Tasmanian Treat
        • Ice Solo
        • Mt. Ogden Spanking
        • Mt. Whitney Whipping
        • My Common Alpine Epic
        • The Dru Derby >
          • Horses for Courses - The Dru Derby 1971
          • My Dru Derby
          • The North Face of the Dru - Chris Baxter
        • Vertical Ice Climbing in Ontario, Canada, eh?
      • Profiles >
        • Climberisms by Dylan Taylor
        • A - Shawn Axelrod - Overcoming Boundaries
        • B - Megan Banker - Plus-Sized Climbing Advocate
        • B - Wendy Bruere - More Than It Hurts
        • D - Favia Dubyk - American Ninja Warrior
        • F - Debbie Fowler - A N00bie Climber's Story
        • E - Ian Elliot - It's All Up From Here
        • H - Lindsey Hamm - The Hamminator
        • H - Sabine Pratt Hunziker - Little Red Riding Hood
        • M - Marisa Michael - Nutrition for Climbers
        • M - Josie McKee: Training the Mind for Joy
        • P - Dave Parry - Author Grit Blocs
        • S - Caitlin Schokker
        • S - Louise Shepherd - Aussie Legend
        • T - Mia Tucholke - IFMGA Mountain Guide
      • Comics >
        • Master and his Apprentice
        • Totem Pole 2082
      • CoVID and Climbing >
        • COVID Climbing Memes
        • CoVID-19 Remakes Our Lives
        • Dear Memory
        • From Couch to Lifting Couches
        • How to Climb and Avoid the Corona Virus
        • Train the Mind: Mental Toughness Tips for Quaratraining
        • The 5.10 Commandments
        • Trying to Send this Route
      • Equipment (writings) >
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        • Cam Ranges (+ Big Bros)
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        • Shit Happens – Or, Why You Need a Walkie Talkie
        • The One Item to Stockpile
        • Which Way Should I Carry My Trad Rack?
        • Why GriGris Suck
        • 8 Reasons I Carry a Full Rack on Every Trad Climb
      • Facebook Feature >
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      • Fiction >
        • GOD
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      • Grades, Styles, & Types >
        • Absolutely Hypothetical: Introducing the Graham Scale
        • Bouldering-Falling
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        • Onsight vs Flash vs Etc...
        • Top 10: Increase the Climbing Grade When...
        • Trad Climbing is for Chicken Sh*#s
        • WTF 5.7?
        • 18 Climber Types: Which Are You?
      • Kids >
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        • The Guidebook
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        • B - John Brailsford Tribute - The Immaculate MOAC
        • A - Bryden Allen
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        • G - Brad Gobright
        • G - Todd Gordon
        • H - Hugh Herr
        • H - Thomas Huber - In Another World - A Personal Climbing Journey
        • J - Saxon Johns
        • M - Tim Macartney-Snape: ​A Legend from Sea to Summit
        • M - John Middendorf
        • S- Paul Seddon - From a Nut to a Harness: A Tribute to Paul Seddon, The Third Troll
        • R - Early to Rock: David Roots
      • Mental-Physical >
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        • Climbing Through Life
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        • Mind, Body, and Soul
        • My Demon Has a Name
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        • Of Cartoons and Quickdraws
        • Push and Pull
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        • Take Risks - You'll Remember Them Later
        • The Art of Climbing Without Rock
        • The Devil's Game
        • The Eye
        • The Taste of Climbing
        • 12-Weeks to Onsighting a 5.8
      • Other/Misc >
        • A Leap into the Blue Back in the Day
        • Animal Acts Part 1: Things with Wings
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        • Assault on Schurman Rock
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        • Dirtbag Trucker
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        • Dorothy, We Aren't on Havana Anymore
        • Guatemalan Worry Dolls Go Climbing
        • No Health Insurance Changed How I Climb
        • Snakes and Ladders
        • Starting Over
        • Summit Fever
        • Sydney: Growing Up
        • The Adventure of A Lifetime - So Far
        • The Bane of Northwest Climbing
        • The Hangglider Incident
        • The Pink Tricam
        • Things of Stone and Wood
        • We Were Just Boys
        • Zac the Interloper
      • Places & Climbs >
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          • Email From Italy
          • Flakes and Shakes: Flake Crack Revisited
          • From Yorkshire to Eternity
          • I Like Fake Cracks (And I Cannot Lie)
          • Lost Boys Meets Hard Boys >
            • The Lost Boys: The Epic First Ascent of Mount Warning's Wollumbin Shield
          • Ozymandias Direct - Fifty Years of Fun and Games
          • The Fourth Bolt of Texas Radio
          • The Matterhorn
          • Thumbing The Nose at Mr. CF Jingus
          • Tiptoeing Through Some Bungles
          • Tombstone Territory
          • Yosemite - What We Came For
        • Location Reviews
        • My Home Crag >
          • Climbing in the Upper Cumberland Valley, Kentucky
          • Copen Hill Climbing Wall
          • Drytooling in the Rain - Wayne's World, WA
          • My Home Crag: Nowra, NSW, Australia
          • New River Gorge, West Virgina
          • The Kenyan Climber
        • Travel Stories >
          • Blue Mountains - Bliss: Climbing in the Blueys
          • Buenos Aires, Argentina Crag
          • Colorado - Calling Pat Ament
          • Coolum Cave - Sendfest 8
          • Ecuador - A Nation of Four Worlds
          • Egypt: The Sinai Sampler
          • El Potrero Chico - Riding the Dirty Dog
          • Yosemite: Growing Up
          • Lover's Leap - Zone of Craptitude
          • Moonarie
          • Rio de Janeiro - Classic Climbs Sampler
          • Sintra, Portugal
          • Taghia, Morocco - Hardly Failing
          • Tasmania - Legend of the ‘Unclimbable Cliff’
          • Thailand - Lost and Found: A Mini-Epic in Paradise
          • Vedauwoo, WY
          • What Two Friends Uncovered in Verdon
          • Yosemite - What We Came For
          • 20 World Destinations for Adventurous Climbing
      • Poetry/Prose >
        • A Bard of Yosemite
        • Anti-Social Climbers
        • Sojourn at Dyuritte
        • Finding Poetry
        • Ice is Nice
        • The Space Between
      • Safety and Skills >
        • Bolting and Ground-Fall Potential
        • Euro-Death Knot is NOT
        • Multi-Pitch Tips: Two ATCs
        • Sketchy Anchor Bolts
        • Sliding-X Anchor
        • Three Ways to Use a Stick Clip
        • Top 10: Climbing Best Practices
      • Social, Social Media, & Social Issues >
        • Chossy Trio Renegades
        • Climbing into the Fold
        • Diversity in Climbing is Not a Bandwagon
        • Don't Burn Out
        • From Gortex to Camouflage: The story of climber, Irina Galay and climbing’s responses to the war in Ukraine
        • Fuck "Gumbies" and "Noobs"
        • I Am a Woman: Brie Chartier Shares Her Transition Journey
        • Montana, My Home: Claire Larson
        • My Husband Climbs Stronger than Me
        • Navajo Rising
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      • Hangdog Days Book Review
      • HOOKING UP: The Ultimate Big Wall and Aid Climbing Manual
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      • Red Curtain - Book Review
      • Sydney Climbing - Book Review
      • The Greater Fool - Brad Gobright and the Blinding Shine of Originality
      • The Mountain Path Book Review
      • The Sharp End of Life: A Mother's Story - Book Review
      • Uncoiling the Ropes
      • Valley of Giants
      • Yosemite Bigwalls: The Ultimate Guide Review
    • Equipment/Gear Reviews >
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      • Harness Reviews >
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      • Packs and Bags >
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      • Personal Anchor Systems >
        • Camp-Daisy-Twist
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    • Location Reviews >
      • Australia >
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          • Kangaroo Point Photos and Beta
          • Kangaroo Point Review
        • New South Wales Australia >
          • Blue Mountains >
            • Blue Mountains Photos and Beta
            • Blue Mountains Review
          • Nowra >
            • Nowra Review >
              • Nowra Photos and Beta
      • Mexico >
        • Potrero Chico Photos and Beta
        • Potrero Chico Review
      • United States >
        • Climbing Area Check List - U.S. >
          • Climbing Area Check List Part 1: Alabama to California
          • Climbing Area Checklist Part 2: Colorado to Michigan
          • Climbing Area Checklist Part 3: Minnesota to New Mexico
          • Climbing Area Checklist Part 4: New York to Wyoming
        • Arizona >
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          • Mount Whitney >
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        • Idaho
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            • Smith Rock Review
          • Spring Mountain >
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          • Trout Creek >
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            • Trout Creek Review
        • Nevada >
          • Gun Club
          • Keyhole Canyon
          • Mt. Charleston, Nevada
          • Red Rock Canyon >
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        • New Hampshire >
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        • New York >
          • Gunks Review
        • Utah >
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          • Ferguson Canyon >
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            • Ferguson Canyon Review
          • Ibex >
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            • Ibex Review
          • Maple Canyon >
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            • Maple Canyon Review
          • Moab >
            • Moab - Main - Photos and Beta
            • Moab -Main - Review
          • St. George >
            • St. George - Prophesy Wall- Photos and Beta
            • St. George - Prophesy Wall - Review
        • West Virginia >
          • Seneca Rocks
        • Wyoming >
          • Ten Sleep
  • Photographers & Artists
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      • S - Helmut Schulze
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